How Convenient

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

poppunk-jesus:

marksrayban:

am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed:

gotta-love-greenday:

Nanana nana nanana na na na
Nanana nana nanana na na na


green day or batman you will never know

or my chemical romance or fall out boy

or blink-182

or lots of sodium

usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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princeowl:

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

well, summer has gone and passed, the innocent can never last, 

gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

"I just wish your grandfather were here to see this."

fafafixit:

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things were never the same for gene after that

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

maritzac:

what boxes

maritzac:

what boxes

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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When I gain new followers

Mark is the sweetest man in the world and nothing will ever convince me other wise

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)